I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
