Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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