Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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