I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Congratulations! We have a period
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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