I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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