I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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