She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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