did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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