she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
My breasts were aching with rage.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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