She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
do herpes really smell.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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