how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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