I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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