i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I just forgot I was standing up.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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