i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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