just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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