Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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