No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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