its not stalking. its research.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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