this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
