Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Let's get the cat blown out
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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