Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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