Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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