Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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