Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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