I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
bring money and cleavage
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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