But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Text me some of your sweat
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