Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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