That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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