Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I deserve this hangover.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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