and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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