I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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