Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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