***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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