cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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