grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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