I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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