do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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