didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I came so hard my ears popped.
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