Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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