We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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