He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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