Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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