quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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