i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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