I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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