I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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