we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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