So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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