he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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