you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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