i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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